What do you get when you have a repetitive title, a ton of star cameos,
intentional bad acting, bad lines that will go down in history, and
ridiculously far-fetched scenes? Only one of the coolest Syfy movies ever! I
have a special place in my heart for cheesy movies and Sharknado 2: The Second One has only the best kind of cheese.
After watching Sharknado 2: The
Second One, for the second time, I discovered something that made me love
the movie even more. How to Survive a
Sharknado, which appears twice in the movie, is actually a book!! *Gasp* I
knew right away that I had to have it.
The book covers surviving so many crazy (yet absolutely plausible)
disasters and creatures. Some examples of chapters in the book are Sharknado,
Antdemic, Ice Twister, Swamp Volcano, Piranhaconda, Pteracuda, and Sharktopus.
Each section includes a sketch, some background info, tips to surviving each
situation, and more.
I highly recommend watching both sharknado movies and reading the book.
You wouldn’t want to be stuck in a sharknado or other disaster with no clue how
to protect yourself and your loved ones, right!??
And because I like to
look out for my readers, I came up with a few additional tips for surviving a
Sharknado.
(TIPS INCLUDE MOVIE SPOILERS….and will
probably make little to no sense if you haven’t seen the second movie)
If you absolutely must be on a boat or ferry, DO stay away from the railing
because…well if you can’t figure out why then there’s proooobably nothing I can
say to help you.
DON’T play
frogger with sharks! Not everyone is as talented as Fin Shepard so chances are
it will not end well.
DO choose your cabbie
wisely when in the city as most of them will not be able to make a tow rope
magically appear when you need it.
DON’T be a
celebrity in the time of a Sharknado! What’s that? You’re not a celebrity?
Great! Your chances of survival already increased.
DO visit Vinnie’s
Pizza Shop because heeee, he got what you neeeed.
DO start
chainsaws and then throw them into the sharknado, because there’s no way that
will backfire. Ok ok, I’m totally kidding about this one. Please don’t do it because contrary to popular
belief chainsaws do not know the difference between sharks and people.